no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So much rum. So many feels.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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