We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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