where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
