And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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