thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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