Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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