I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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