I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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