This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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