I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Go christen that room with your naked body.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
