Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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