How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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