discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize