I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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