I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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