drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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