Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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