i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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