but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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