Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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