Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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