Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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