dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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