normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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