i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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