I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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