Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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