dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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