gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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