i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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