Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
