The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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