Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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