Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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