I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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