Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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