They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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