what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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