so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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