OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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