Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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