Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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