Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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