Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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