I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize