My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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