so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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