I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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