My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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