he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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