You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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