why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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