She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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