Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize